But now all 4 middle teams could either miss or make the playoffs
depending on our final week. While your humble
moderators would’ve preferred the former, the latter does add a certain spice
to the year’s conclusion. The matchups
for the final week make for some great intrigue so we thought we’d dig into
each team to see what they’re playing for. So grab a seat...
1.
If We’re Using Logic – Apparently we hit a nerve
last week and Lazer just wanted to show off how bad his team can be and still
claim the #1 seed. Chris is now 6th in the league in points after
posting his first sub-100 point game and yet he still, somehow, has the inside
track to picking his opponent. And now
all he has to do is beat Abel this week to secure his spot atop the standings. He had better choose wisely though. After losing Hunt and relying on ODBag as his
best QB, being stuck with Ingram as his best RB could result in a premature
playoff exit no matter who he’s facing.
#BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor
2.
Off Suit 10s – Kyle can still grab the #1 seed
but will need to beat South this weekend and hope that Lansink loses to Abel
(which did happen in Week 14 last year).
He’s got by far the most points so there’s no risk of losing a
tiebreaker but most likely will fall into the #2 seed giving Lazer the option
to dodge him faster than Trump dodged the draft. However Kyle has lost 4 of the last 5 so maybe
he shouldn’t be getting so cocky. Rebranding
himself as the #PeoplesChamp seems like a very Trump way to distract from his
poor finish to the season.
#CouldBePeoplesChumpRealSoon
3.
Rollin’ 4 Deep – Finken went from having a
chance to still grab the #1 seed last week to being in danger of finishing 6th
in the standings. He is still in decent
position with the points lead among the remaining 4 and a game lead over Mitch
and Seth. But now he faces Seth this
week, who has won 4 out of 5 and has scored 160+ in all but one of those weeks,
in a win and you’re in situation. While
it was handy to find Spencer Ware suddenly useful on his bench, it looks like
he’ll need him after Conner messed up his ankle and could miss enough time to
keep Finken out of the playoffs. This
would allow enough time to finish up that Scott Frost mural he’s been working
on. #RememberThe90s
4.
Fuck It Three – Garrett was fortunate to beat
the 3rd worst team in the league to stay alive but now gets to
tangle with Kyle in order to cement his playoff spot. A win puts him in the playoffs for sure but a
loss by both Mitch and Seth also fires up his porn up over the Bluetooth. South
looked to be dead in the water throughout the early part of the year based on
Bell not reporting and all the other injuries.
But he waiver-wired quite well (Abel please take note) and went all in overpaying
for Chubb. Will Southy’s new Chubb take
him to the Promised Land or will he be beaten up like his previous chub when his
wife’s away? If we were the betting type
(and neither of us are…anymore) we’d wager that he’ll find a way to Southy
himself into the playoffs. #SouthyLuck
5.
Play It Backwards – Mitch can still slide into
the playoffs with a win over lowly Riley and a loss by either Finken or
South. He’s got the 2nd most
points of this group so he should move ahead of one of those losing
squads. However, he could be lapped by
Seth if AIE really puts a big number up against Finken. Then he’d need South to lose as well. With AJ Green and Olsen hurt again, it’ll be
a bit tougher but we’re guessing Tampa Bay won’t be able to hold down Kamara
and Thomas like the Cowboys did. But if
it does come down to points, we’re guessing he wished he would’ve found a way
to get Cohen’s 36 points in his lineup this past week. #ThoseWouldveHelped
6.
Ah It’s Early – As mentioned earlier, Seth’s
team has been hotter than a Saturday night after his kids go to bed but he
still needs some help getting in based on the hole he dug for himself earlier
in the year. Seth first needs to beat
Finken and put up a strong point total in doing so in hopes of outscoring the
other 3 contenders. It’d be easier if
Mitch and/or South loses as well so then he won’t have measure points against
as many people. But as we’ve heard, they
don’t call him “The Long” for nothing. #CarasMadeThatAbundantlyClear
7.
Smells Low – Riley may be able to stick his nose
into contention next year if he drafts well and stays healthy but he won’t be
sniffing the playoffs this winter. He’s
only looking to smell out an upset against Mitch and plug up his path to the
postseason. He’ll be battling Abel for the #1 pick and if
there’s one thing we’re sure Riley’s good at, it’s picking. #Takes5HoursPerDayToCleanOutThatBadBoy
8.
I’m Out – As always, the name tells the story. Only one team in the history of this league
has finished worse than 3-11 (and Jared's done that twice) and that was South in 2013 (1-13). Abel is rowing that boat towards history folks. Our first 0-14 season, we should all be so proud. #WeThinkTheBoatHasSunk
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