Week
7 is done and half the season is over. A few of us are at the top of our game,
like Freddy Kruger at a sleepover, and some of us are on more of the Hocus
Pocus side of scary things. Kyle stays unbeaten after destroying Southy this
week, and Abel keeps his beaten streak alive. Not much changed with the playoff
picture this week, but week 8 could make up for that. Week 8 could start to
shine some light on the playoff picture, as the top 4 play the bottom 4.
While
Finken is in Florida playing Deliverance and Southy is downloading his boob
gifs on to a password encrypted hard drive, they told the humble OS10s he could
throw together some rankings. In the spirit of Halloween I have given
everyone's team a scary-o-meter ranking (trademarked)
Enjoy!
Off
Suit 10s - Every week you ask yourself the same thing OS10s asks himself. How
the hell is this happening? Well folks, it's easy to set your line up when you
have the #1 RB, WR, and TE. OS10s bench hasn't been tested yet, but the fact
that Kyle only has gray balls AP and Doug Martin as backup RBs, well that is
scary. Don't expect anything to change in week 9 rankings as OS10s gets a bye
in week 8.
Scary-o-Meter:
IT the clown
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| Kyle waving to everyone from the top of the standings. |
Rollin'
4 Deep - R4D is on a 3 game win streak and the arrow is pointing up as Barkley
tries to do his best Bortles impression in garbage time. The biggest question
mark on this team is Le'Veon Bell, will he finally show his face in Pittsburgh
or just keep hanging out on Southy’s bench all season. R4D has a rematch with
FIT this week, and a win would put some separation between the top 4 and bottom
4 teams.
Scary-o-Meter:
Regan MacNeil (Exorcist)
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| Finken after Nebraska won this weekend. |
If
We're Using Logic - I wanted to put PIB in this spot, but Chris does have the
better record and well, he's old. On a serious note, Chris is on a 3 game
winning streak and averaging 165+ points per week during that time. If Julio
and OBJ can start catching TDs this team becomes the team Chris was dreaming
about at the beginning of the season.
Scary-o-Meter:
Freddy Krueger
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| Lansink after OBJ scores a TD. |
Play
it Backwards - PIB got a much needed win this week after losing two in a row.
Mitch and Seth square off in Week 8, with big standings implications. A win by
PIB puts the top 4 in control of things moving forward, and digs a major hole
for Seth. The good news for PIB, AJ Green is the only significant player he has
left with a bye.
Scary-o-Meter:
Michael Myers
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| When you find out that you made the playoffs...... |
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| but then you find out you have to drive to Cedar Falls. |
Ah
It's Early - Seth has lost 3 in a row and us dug himself into a deep (long)
hole. Hopefully Cooper will be resurrected in Dallas, but it is doubtful for
old stone hands. Seth needs Arizona to stop being so ridiculous and just run
the damn ball with DJ, that would solve a lot of this teams issues. It's Early
has a big game this week and has an opportunity to right the ship vs.
PIB.
Scary-o-Meter:
Gremlins
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| Seth watching the AZ game updates. |
Fuck
It Three - FIT has the plague. I don't know what kind: black, bubonic,
septicemic, pneumonic, white, tan, orange, or just the regular one you get by
sitting on a public toilet, but this team has it. Sony, Bell, McKinnon, Warren
III, Cook, the list goes on and on he just can't catch a break, well it is
about damn time. Two loses in a room for FIT has him in 6th place and staring
at an uphill battle for a playoff spot. If he wants a chance, this team has to
win this weekend.
Scary-o-Meter:
Beetlejuice
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| Southy waiting for the injury report every week. |
Smells
Low - Riley hasn't made a trade in a few days, I hope he is ok.
Scary-o-Meter
- Nightmare Before Christmas
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| When Riley sees the text notification pop up with a trade offer. |
I'm
Out - Abel can't win, literally he can't win. This week was worse though,
the Gophers didn't win either. Destroying everyone's hopes of Nebraska
continuing to lose and for America to win.
Scary-o-Meter:
Hocus Pocus
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| Abel watching Minnesota on Saturday. |
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